Female Compassion
A unfortunately man with no arms or legs was lying on a blanket at the beach. Three women were walking past and each one felt sorry for the poor bugger.
The first woman said.."Have you ever had a hug?" The man said "No", so she gave him a hug and walked on.
The second woman said "Have you ever had a kiss?" The man said "No I haven't",so she gave him a kiss and walked on.
The third woman walked over to him, knelt down and whispered softly in his ear...."Have you ever been fucked?"
The fellow looked up in amazement and said "No - never"
The woman smiled gently and said.."Well you will be when the tide comes in."
Posted by Kaz: Tuesday 12th September 2006, 6:48 PM
Australia Lost a Bloody Good Bloke Today
RIP Steve Irwin,
You were an inspiration to us Queenslanders and to the rest of the world.
Love and heartfelt sympathies to Terri, Bindi and Bob. Your grief will be shared by many - you will not suffer alone although it will feel like it.
Your husband and father was a "one in a million" and will be sadly missed by us all and particularly sadly missed by the animals of this small blue, green planet
May his dream live on for planet Earth because his spirit is sure to live on and influence many before the story is over
Posted by Kaz: Monday 4th September 2006, 7:43 AM
How To Impress A Woman
HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN:
Wine her, Dine her, Call her,Hug her,Support her,Hold her,Surprise her, Compliment her, Smile at her, Listen to her, Laugh with her, Cry with her, Romance her, Encourage her, Believe in her,Cuddle with her, Shop with her, Give her jewellry, Buy her flowers, Hold her hand, Write love letters to her,
Go to the end of the Earth and back again for her...
HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN:
Show up naked... Bring food... Don't block the TV
Posted by Kaz: Saturday 19th August 2006, 12:20 AM
Subway Blowjob
Now
this dude has balls
Posted by Kaz: Sunday 11th December 2005, 4:59 AM
The Aussie Barbecue Season is here
After 4 long months of cold and winter, we are finally coming up to summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking as it's the only type of cooking a real man will do, probably because there is an element of danger involved.
When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:
Routine:
The woman buys the food.
The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
Here comes the important part:
THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
More routine....
The woman goes inside to organise the plates and cutlery. The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation.
Important again:
THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
More routine.....
The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces and brings them to the table.After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
And most important of all:
Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some
women....
Posted by Kaz: Sunday 11th December 2005, 3:09 AM
The Way To Inner Peace
I found an article about remaining calm and centered and it pointed out that "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish off all the things you have started". So I looked round the house to see all the things I had started and hadn't finished as a bit of inner peace never goes astray.
Before I started reviewing porn sites this morning I finished off a bottle of red wine, a bottle of white wine, the Baileys, three Bacardi Breezers, the rest of the Jack Daniels, the Prozac, some Valium, 3 cones that were left in the bowl, last nights pizza, some cheesecake, and a box of chocolates
.. and you have no idea how bloody good I feel!
Posted by Kaz: Tuesday 15th November 2005, 4:57 PM
Study Of The Penis
The American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man's Penis was larger than the shaft. After 1 year and $180,000, they concluded that the reason that the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex.
After the US published the study, the French decided to do their own study. After $250,000 and 3 years of research, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the woman more pleasure during sex.
Australians, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own study. After 2 weeks and a cost of around $75.46 and 2 slabs of beer, they concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting himself in the forehead.
Posted by Kaz: Saturday 5th November 2005, 6:14 PM
Server Move
Ooooops... oh well just moved servers and of course all the scripts got stuffed up. Got the links happening again so will be back to normal transmission shortly
Posted by Kaz: Friday 4th November 2005, 8:41 PM
Latex Lesbians In Lust
Haven't had a chance to blog at all just recently but I did build a new free pic site that I reckon you might like.
Latex Lesbians in Lust is chocca full of very sexy pics with two gorgeous lookin' babes in horny latex gear, doing what lesbians do best ;o)
Enjoy
Posted by Kaz: Friday 28th October 2005, 9:59 PM
Job Therapy
Do you hate your job?... want some cheap therapy?... try this. On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy, go to the thermometer section and purchase a Rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand.
When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favourite chair, open the package and remove the thermometer.Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken. Now the fun part begins.
Take out the literature and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement, Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson is personally tested. Now,close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I do not work for quality control at Johnson and Johnson."
...and do remember that there's always some poor bastard with a job worse than yours :o)
Posted by Kaz: Saturday 22nd October 2005, 2:40 AM
Is This Really The Future?
So how close do you reckon we are to this. Go on, it's really worth a look it'll raise a smile but it's gotta make you think.
Talk about things that make you go hmmmmmm....
Posted by Kaz: Friday 21st October 2005, 2:41 AM
New Links Update
More new links added today for your surfing pleasure.
There's some very sexy pics of Jesse Capelli, she's one tasty number, and Max sent these pics of a very nice, leggy blonde teen. Onya Max :o)
I've added Amateurs, Asian, Some Hot Babes, Ebony, Latina, Kinky Latex, Hairy Pussy Fetish and more so do check 'em out
Posted by Kaz: Friday 21st October 2005, 1:52 AM
Flip The Bird To The 'Flu
Is it just me.. or does this just not seem right? I mean, the powers that be seem to be telling us we have a bird flu pandemic but from my minor research so far we only seem to have lost 60 people to this "flu". I'm sorry, but in my mind the word "pandemic" means a lot more than 60 people.. and it's taken quite some time to reach that 60 too.
The other strange thing I've found in my research is that the company who makes the anti flu drug has suddenly found it's stocks soaring... which is odd in itself as even they admit "it's unclear how effective the drug would be against the H5N1 virus and at what dosage it might work best". Really.. words almost fail me. They also seem to be really dragging their heels making this amazing wonder drug that might work thereby appearing to me to force the price of it even higher.
This is a quote from a story I found at Time.
"Roche expects to rake in as much as $925 million from Tamiflu sales this year, up from $266 million in 2004"
If you want to read the whole thing it's here
Bird flu my arse. There's always flu and diseases. I'll bet more than 60 people die each day from AIDS but you don't here much about that these days... I wonder why? Eat healthy, look after yourselves a bit and your own immune system will cope with things like this. If they keep telling us were all gonna get sick and have to take a loan out to buy drugs we'll end up believing them.
Of course the other point here is maybe if people kept their birds and poultry in a clean, humane and correct environment, they wouldn't get sick in the first place. Anyone whose seen the appalling conditions some keep birds in will know exactly what I mean. Fix the problem at the source ... don't make drug companies any richer by buying cures that probably don't work anyway.
Sorry about the rant but this sort of shit just gets my back up. I'll go find some nice porn things for you to look at to make up for it.
Posted by Kaz: Wednesday 19th October 2005, 8:35 PM
Oil It Up Cameron
Perhaps some of you might like this lovely Cameron sunbaking topless by the pool video. I'll bet you'd all offer to rub that suntan lotion in for her...lol
Posted by Kaz: Wednesday 19th October 2005, 12:54 AM
No Wonder I'm Confused
So what's the story here then? Our illustrious Australian Government is spending millions (approx.. but hey.. what's a million these days?) to let us know how good the new "terrorist" laws are going to be and how they're going to benefit us. I could also mention that the "millions" spent on this very informative, "whizz-bang" advertising campaign are actually taxpayers dollars but that might be interpreted as "speaking ill"... that's apparently going to be an offence you know... speaking ill :o(
Can't see that the truth should be a problem personally... but that's just me I guess.
The odd part is that when a politician who strangely seems to think that it's the peoples right to know whats really going on, actually puts this new draft legislation thingy on his website (heaven forbid!), so everyone interested can have a gander... those who are paid by us... to run the country suddenly spit the dummy! hmmmm...
Is it just me? or does that make other aussies with a healthy interest in the state of the nation wonder just what it all means???
Let's face it, we're too fuckin' busy trying to make a living so we can pay our taxes to have the extra time to run a country.. we have to pay someone.. I'd just like someone who does the job properly and gives value for money for a change.
Posted by Kaz: Saturday 15th October 2005, 4:23 AM
Still Working - Just slowly
Been feeling a bit lazy lately... weather perhaps? It is somewhat warm and sultry here. (sultry is a great word isn't it?) Astrologically speaking it could be that Venus is in my 7th House of Non Industriousness or maybe I'm just overworked and underpaid...lol
Anyhow... enough of that crap, I've put some new links on coolhardcore and my cool updated site picks are Czech Republican Coed a very pretty, petite Euro teen with a cheeky smile and Hairy Asian Housewife, she has amazing, long, silky pubes, and don't forget to check out the rest of the new additions
Just realised... Asian, Czech... I'm goin' global today..lol
Posted by Kaz: Thursday 13th October 2005, 10:48 PM
Lucky Stranger
Found this absolutely top notch concept reality porn site where average joes get the chance to fuck a real porn star. The thing that's really amazing about Lucky Stranger is that it's the sites actual members who get picked for a fair dinkum, hardcore sex session with their favourite porn performer and it's all captured on film... how very fuckin' cool is that?
Some of the guys who get lucky get a bit camera shy and some of 'em turn out to be mega studs lookin' at a new career...lol I love it - go check out the free movie trailers and if you fancy some steamin' hot sex with a gorgeous porn babe just join up and be the next lucky stranger. Your mates will be as jealous as hell and you'll become an overnight legend :o)
Posted by Kaz: Wednesday 12th October 2005, 12:27 AM
Hello... Got A New Motor?
A girlfriend of mine got herself a new car and just won't stop raving about how great it is and how happy she is with it, and how her life is never gonna be the same... so I got her to send me a pic of it
Posted by Kaz: Tuesday 11th October 2005, 8:43 PM
Adult Superstar Flicks
Adult Super Star Flicks have got a free trial offer happening at the moment, so if you love your porn movies and only want the best and horniest pornstars, this is a great one for you to try for zilch.
Here's a few of their horny pornstar galleries to brighten your day :o)
Pornstar Orgy
Double Penetration Threesome
Ass Fucked Blonde
Split Beaver Beauty
Long Hard Interracial
Posted by Kaz: Tuesday 11th October 2005, 8:11 PM
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